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stormbornvalkyrie:

Thranduil’s armour in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies x

stormbornvalkyrie:

Thranduil’s armour in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies x

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 2,652 notes

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 125,022 notes
asian:

went grocery shopping

asian:

went grocery shopping

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 3,465 notes

asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 6,102 notes

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 45,014 notes
2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 30,747 notes

danisnotonfirree:

Amazing.

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 7,016 notes

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 242,843 notes

mugglebornheadcanon:

137. There is totally an underground Mario Kart ring in an empty classroom somewhere using a Wii that someone figured how to run on magic. Epic Mario Kart battles every Thursday night. The ghosts get very involved and are the worst side-seat drivers EVER.

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 572 notes

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 333,503 notes