Thranduil’s armour in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies x
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
went grocery shopping
my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?
and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside
did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
137. There is totally an underground Mario Kart ring in an empty classroom somewhere using a Wii that someone figured how to run on magic. Epic Mario Kart battles every Thursday night. The ghosts get very involved and are the worst side-seat drivers EVER.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book